Why Life is like a roller coaster:

• It’s full of ups and downs.
• It’s sometimes thrilling and sometimes scary.
• It’s full of twists and turns.
• Once you’re on, there’s no getting off.
• You’re not deciding which way it’s heading.
• Sometimes it makes you sick.

Why Life is NOT like a roller coaster:

• On a roller coaster you don’t get a fake plastic steering wheel that makes you feel like you’re driving.